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A tasteful Vermont road sign

A tasteful Vermont road sign as illustrated by Ryan Fowler of Native Vermont Studio

It was bound to happen sometime—I would use an image in one of my blog posts (Inside Seashell City ) that was copyrighted artwork created by someone else. In this case what I mistook for a simple photo of an old road sign in Vermont that I found on the internet was really an illustration produced by Ryan Fowler of Native Vermont Studio, as he graciously reminded me in an email last night. I should, of course, have sought his first permission first. Please visit his website to check out his delightful creations.


Vermont Transit Bus like the one we took to Montreal

Vermont Transit Bus like the one we took to Montreal

What brought us together as roommates at Middlebury College was our shared love of classical music and our progressive political beliefs. In a few weeks in the fall of 1959, he drew from his large record collection to introduce me to music of the baroque and classical periods, and in the process changed my tastes forever. For a non-musician, Ed Rothchild, at age twenty, held an encyclopedic knowledge of classical music and opera, the kind you might find among professional symphony players and conductors.

In late February 1960, he and I took a bus to Montreal, about two hours north of Middlebury, to see the sights. Some students went up there to drink or maybe to find loose women, but we went to Montreal to visit cultural sites and listen to classical music. We stayed a couple of nights in the YMCA and visited churches, including the magnificent Notre Dame Basilica with its incredible wood-carved interior and the sprawling St Joseph’s Oratory which featured a large collection of crutches and braces abandoned by people who believed they were cured there. We also took in Notre Dame de Bon Secours, a chapel in old Montreal dedicated to prayers for those at sea. In Bon Secours, lamps suspended from the ceiling were shaped like ships of various eras.

Notre Dame de Bon Secours

Notre Dame de Bon Secours

At the Forum, we watched a hockey game between the Montreal Canadiens and the New York Rangers. I still recall the French penalty announcements, “La Punission des Canadiens….” On our last day we attended a chamber music concert at L’Ermitage, a small concert hall.

Afterwards we discovered that we didn’t have enough money for the bus back to Middlebury, one hundred and thirty miles away. We took a city bus to the outskirts of Montreal and began hitchhiking. We both wore olive-drab hooded parkas, which our second ride told us were hurting our chances; in the previous month a man in a military-style parka had murdered a priest. “My protection,” he said, pointing to the glove compartment, “is in here.” I guessed he wanted us to think that he had a pistol, on the off chance that we were the killers of the priest. Finally, after a long cold wait in Phillipsburg, Quebec, a group of drunken teenagers took us across the border to Burlington, Vt., where we picked up a ride to Middlebury. It may have been 2:00 AM when we trudged back to our dorm after our frightening trip back from Montreal. He and I made a couple of visits to New York City, and one to Marblehead but that’s another story.

Next week: Stranded

Sea Shell City

A Vermont road in the fall

A Vermont road in the fall

I was drawn to Vermont in my teens by Kenneth Robert’s novels about the French and Indian and Revolutionary Wars. The heroic people and evocative names in his stories kindled my love of history and my romantic dream of living close to the sites where these historic events took place. When the acceptance letter from Middlebury College arrived in the spring of 1957 I was overjoyed. Visions of adventure and love among the mountains and along the lake described with such appeal in Robert’s books consumed my imagination as I set out for college.

The reality of Vermont’s beauty exceeded anything Roberts had described.  The late afternoon light against the lush green hills was luminous, sparkling and dense, like a golden sea of air.  College life was tough—devoid of adventure or love, in my case — but the appeal of the wonderful mountains, hills, lakes, villages and farms more than made up for my troubles.

During my years at Middlebury and at UVM in Burlington I took little notice of the tourist attractions that lined US Route 7, the main highway that linked Connecticut to the Canadian border. Some were tacky but most fit in gracefully with the surrounding scenery. There were reasonably-priced antiques, maple syrup cookeries, rustic cabins, and restaurants offering home cooked meals. Every item and ingredient was guaranteed to be absolutely fresh, entirely local, and manufactured reverentially by hand.  Their billboards didn’t seem any worse than those of other tourist states.  Like the Burma Shave signs they conformed to their commercial purpose and to the surrounding landscape which they refrained, for the most part, from obscuring.  That’s how it seemed in 1963, when I left the state for graduate study at Princeton.

When I returned to Middlebury with my wife to teach in 1966, one business, just south of the town on the east side US Route 7, had altered this peaceful landscape. Its proprietors must have studied the relative uniformity and approximations to acceptable taste displayed by existing billboards and concluded that ordinary signs couldn’t do justice to their extraordinary attraction. They plastered every US highway leading into and through Vermont with what must have been at over a hundred signs. A modest billboard in Connecticut, white with red letters, along US Route 7 proclaimed that rare and exotic treasures from the seven seas, shells not found in any zoological collection because of extreme dangers involved in collecting them, were to be seen a mere two-hundred  miles to the north on Route 7 at the amazing and electrifying “Sea Shell City.”

A sign for a similar attraction in Michigan. Photo by Mike Monroe

A similar attraction in Michigan. Photo by Mike Monroe.

Once you crossed into Vermont, any sign of restraint in the size and placement of the notices vanished. And, as you got closer to Middlebury, they got bigger, and more frequent.  A billboard south of Rutland clarified what the sign in Connecticut meant by danger: “See the Giant Man-Eating Clam” “Only one mile ahead, on the right,” announced the penultimate billboard several miles north of Brandon, Middlebury’s neighbor to the south. This sign was so large that it obscured the Green Mountain range for a moment as you drove by.  And finally it appeared: your ultimate reward for having endured two-hundred miles of two-lane road, often stuck behind trucks, travel trailers, and farm implements. White with huge red letters, the sign was so tall that you had to crane your neck back in your car seat to comprehend its upper reaches and it bore the unmistakable simple declarative sentence:  “THIS IS IT!”

Your eyes were drawn involuntary to the right to behold the establishment itself: a modest dirt parking lot with at most three cars parked in front and a Quonset hut maybe sixty feet long and twenty feet wide. We drove by it dozens of times during our three years in Middlebury, always in too much of a rush to stop in and check it out.  Friends told us that it was a retired couple who spent the winter in Florida collecting the shells, and then came up for the tourist season to sell them.

I had to have a look.  There were no cars in the lot the day we interrupted our errands to pull in and to sample the wonders of Seashell City ourselves.  We got out and approached the front door.  The top half of the front door was a dirty window, and someone had Scotch-taped a paper plate to the glass from the inside. In pencil was one word: “Closed.”   I guess they’d blown their sign budget on the billboards.

Next week: Inside Seashell City

The Litva

The Litva at sea.

The Litva at sea.

There was a deserted concrete pier behind the chain link fence where we had expected to find our Soviet ship, the Litva.  It was supposed to take us from Piraeus in Greece, via the Bosporus, to Yalta, on the Black Sea where we would fly to Moscow for an international psychology conference. It was 1966 and Helene, my first wife, and I had been married for a year. I was 27 and she was 22. An official examined our papers and let us though the fence. We dragged our luggage past six or seven small ships until we came to the vessel with “Litva” in both roman and Cyrillic characters painted on the stern. We climbed the gangplank and handed our travel documents to the purser, a man in a white uniform. He had a shaved head and bull neck, like the Nazi deputies I had seen in old films of the Reichstag after Hitler took power.

He scanned our papers and dropped our passports and visas into a hole in the railing of the ship. I panicked. “What about our passports? You can’t take them away from us! We’ll need them for the rest of our trip!” I demanded. He replied slowly in accented English. “Maybe we will send them to you after you reach Yalta.”  I was relieved to see other passengers’ passports follow ours into the hole. Maybe keeping our documents was standard procedure.

The purser and everyone who dealt with passengers on the ship belonged to Intourist, the Soviet organization that supervised every aspect of travel for foreigners in the huge communist realm. All tickets, hotel reservations and meals were detailed on vouchers that been given to us in New York by the one travel agency permitted to arrange visits by Americans to the Soviet Union.

To save money, Helene and I had separate cabins on the lowest passenger deck. I shared mine with three men, while she bunked with three women. We stowed our luggage and began to explore the ship. We saw two familiar faces; one belonged to a favorite graduate school professor and the other to his colleague who had arrived at the university after I received my degree. They too were going to the conference in Moscow, and introduced us to two young women, who they said were their traveling companions from Turkey. I knew that my professor had recently divorced, but I knew nothing of the colleague’s marital status. I knew that my good friend David, still a graduate student, would have a good laugh when he heard about the Turkish girls.  It didn’t surprise me that we saw no sign of the two professors again during our voyage.

Later on the first day at sea, we dined with Irene and Bob, a couple in their forties, from Florida. Bob was a clinical psychologist also heading for the conference. We ate and lounged around with them for the rest of the cruise. They had been on real cruises and enjoyed joking with us about amenities missing on the Litva.

In the early afternoon of the second day, we docked in Istanbul. We followed other passengers to the lounge where the ship’s staff was to return our passports so we could tour the city. The bald purser in the white uniform was there along with a blond woman in a white uniform blouse. When we reached the head of the queue she said, “You are not on the list to go ashore.”  “Wait a minute,” I said, “We got on in Piraeus; you must have our passports. I saw the purser drop them into that hole in the rail.” She searched through papers and I assisted by circling the desk to make sure that she didn’t overlook any lists. Then I spotted a supplementary list of passengers and there we were: Crowley spelled with a K.

When we left the ship for our walk around Istanbul, I was relieved—the Litva was a Soviet ship, and its officers could hold us on board for as long as they pleased. It happened occasionally in these Cold War days that the Russians detained a randomly selected western journalist or tourist on charges of espionage, simply to hold for possible exchange for a Soviet spy. After all, they could send us to a Siberian prison camp when we reached a Soviet port.

In Istanbul, I noticed that traffic policemen carried machine guns, which made me relieved that we weren’t driving. We toured the Blue Mosque but arrived at the Topkapi museum just as it closed. Helene and I had enjoyed the wonderful 1964 movie about a theft from this museum and she longed to see it. She urged me somehow to force the guard to let us in. I’m a shy person and will do almost anything to avoid confrontations with officials, especially when I have fresh images of police with machines guns. “You should have insisted,” she said.

That evening, Irene, Bob, Helene, and I ate at a well-recommended Istanbul restaurant. Frommer’s book, Europe on Five Dollars a Day, had cautioned us about Turkish bathrooms: Both men and women can expect nothing but a hole in a concrete floor. Bob and I adapted to the holes with no trouble, but we enjoyed teasing Irene and Helene about their visits to the women’s room. We wondered how Turkish women in pantaloons fared. Frommer had also warned of men who pinched women’s bottoms in the street.  Helene had escaped this indignity in Italy, where the practice was supposed to be rampant, but someone got her as the four of us walked back from the Istanbul restaurant. “It’s because you’re the younger one,” Irene said.

In the afternoons aboard the Litva, we relaxed in the miniscule swimming pool near the stern just forward of the bracket where the Soviet ensign flew. We could hear the throb of the diesel engines that propelled the ship, especially when I ducked my head under water.  We had the run of the ship, but we were second-class passengers: we bunked near the keel and ate in the second-class dining facility immediately below the promenade deck where first-class passengers dined. Lower even, than our class, were deck passengers who slept in the open, and typically took short hops from one port to the next. Also aboard were Europeans of various nationalities who could not get visas to visit relatives in the Soviet Union, but were hoping to contact them somehow while visiting as tourists. One of these people, an elderly Greek woman dressed all in back, shared accommodations with Helene.

Our second port was Varna in Bulgaria, about which I recall little except that its streets were unpaved and its ice cream, sold by the gram by street vendors, was reputed to be the best in the Soviet realm. After we returned to the ship, the crew directed all western passengers, regardless of class, to use the first class dining room; there were now Soviet and Soviet-bloc passengers on board and they, regardless of their class of travel, were to dine in the second-class facility. Perhaps the ship’s officers were under orders to limit contact between Soviet citizens and western tourists.

In Odessa, we were treated to a bus tour of city. Our Intourist guide emphasized how its heroic citizens used natural caverns beneath the streets to organize their resistance to the Fascist occupiers in the Great Patriotic War.  When we returned the ship, the elderly Greek woman was weeping on the dock; the authorities had prevented her relatives from meeting her.

The ship had a small library, where Helene and I spent some time browsing the collection. As we approached Yalta, where many passengers were to debark, officials collected their travel documents in this library and put blankets over the window to prevent us from seeing in..At length they cleared us to leave the ship and we were taken to a white hotel with a broad wooden porch near the boardwalk.

The Litva in port.

The Litva in port.

We‘d read reports of Soviet bathers who, regardless of girth, wore bikinis and how they changed from street clothes, in full view, without revealing anything that they didn’t want to show. On our first full day in Yalta, we took to the beach to swim in the Black sea and to witness the bathers.  The changing performances of the Soviet women took place under the boardwalk and were exactly as forecast. No one compromised her modesty. The beach itself was rocky and the Black Sea warmer than the New England waters in which I swam as a child. Loudspeakers near the beach played martial music and trumpeted numerous announcements in Russian, which I could hear, muffled, from under the water.

That evening, after dinner, we strolled on the boardwalk. A young man in a suit approached and asked in unaccented English,  “Pardon me do you have any cigarettes?” We didn’t, having both quit smoking three years earlier. “Are you American, we asked?” “No, I’m Russian, but I’ve just graduated from a language institute and I need to practice my English.” I was wary. We had been warned about Russians who approached foreign tourists to make illegal currency transactions, and even to buy their clothing. He’s probably KGB, I thought, assigned to monitor tourists. We exchanged a few other pleasantries with him and continued our walk.

The next day, Intourist had scheduled a car to take us to the airport in Simferopol, about an hour’s drive to the north. The car was late, and I worried about making our flight. When the car appeared, there was an Intourist official in the front seat. “I’m sorry for the delay,” he said, “but a Dutch tourist died at another hotel last night and we had to deal with arrangements. I’ll ride with you to the next hotel here in Yalta and then your driver will take you to Simferopol.” After he left the car, Helene and I realized that the Russian driver spoke no English. We proceeded north though low mountains on a two-lane paved road. Suddenly, he turned off on a dirt road and approached a chain link fence. Again, visions of Siberia multiplied in our minds. He spotted our horrified faces in his rear view mirror, and smiled, saying, “Benzin, Benzin!” as he pointed to the gas gauge that registered near empty. He had two stainless steel teeth in front. There was long queue at the pumps, and our driver negotiated forcefully to get us to the head of the line to make our flight. We arrived at the airport with a half-hour to spare.

After I wrote this recollection of the Black Sea cruise, I had to satisfy my curiosity about the white summer hotel in Yalta and about the Litva. In Yalta, now part of Ukraine, modern high rises have replaced the wooden Tsarist-era beach hotels. As for the Litva, here is a May 2006 report from a South African shipping website.

Luanda, Angola. The passenger ship Green Coast (4,992-gt, ex Litva) which lies capsized in Luanda’s Harbour, has been an unwanted resident since 2001 when a Hong Kong-based company attempted to convert her into a floating hotel. The ship was later the subject of an inquiry by the International   Transport Federation (ITF) which accused the owners of holding   Chinese workers on board in conditions little different from slavery. The project was later abandoned.  Earlier this year the ship capsized after firefighters pumped too much water on board while trying to extinguish a fire. Luanda authorities have since issued a tender for the righting and removal of the wreck. The wreck of Green Coast (Litva) would have little more than passing interest were it not that she is one of the last of the once numerous Soviet Mikhail Kalinin class of passenger ships, having been built in 1960 for Black Sea Shipping.

The Litva at rest.

The Litva at rest.